Monday, December 16, 2013

Perfect Thinking

How funny can it be when you are in the middle of the night, your brain juice started to flow profusely like vessels and your brain works perfectly clear. I was lying on the bed reading Buffy and I thought:

1) When you see a friend in the mall and he/she ignores you on purpose, do the same. I now it sounds mean but there is no reason to walk up and say some meaningless greetings.

2) Someone took your stuff and claim that it is his/hers. In mind I would be like "Wtf how can you be so immoral?!". In real, be quiet, leave that jackass alone. There is no point arguing with such idiots.

3) Your room is always the most comfy and the best hideout in the entire universe.

4) Lesser texts, fewer hangouts, shorter convos. You know what to do when this time comes.

5) Stop blaming the world when shit happens. Blame yourself. You are part of the universe too.

6) Sending people off at the airport is heartbroken but eventually, you will get used to it.

7) The early bird gets the early worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

8) Don't expect everyone to think like you do.

9) It is never too late to realize that happily ever after only happens in wonderland and not reality.

10) According to Murphy's Law, your mobile will only ring when you are away from it.

11) I have to work at site tomorrow. Time to sleep.


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